This Is Why I Always Played As Orcs

Yesterday, Robyn and I stayed in all day, eating tomato soup, drinking tea, and doing Christmas shopping online in order to avoid putting on pants.* We also watched The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring for the millionth time. While we were watching, I found this article, "6 Lord of the Rings Characters Who Totally Dropped the Ball," on Cracked.com. This article also contains the following YouTube video, which has forever changed how I view The Lord of the Rings:





Also, I can no longer watch the following scene without saying the line, "Look at me! I'm Blanche DuBois!"



*She has an excuse; she's sick. I'm just lazy.