Meanwhile, Back At The Ranch

10:34 a.m. - Tried to retrieve FedEx mailing labels from top shelf. Decided against it just before entire stack of envelopes fell on to my head. Walked away singing gently to myself, "Shorty Gonna Be a Thug."

2:05 p.m. - R- from IT and I are on the same pee schedule today. It is super awkward. (R from I T and I R on the same P schedule? WTF?)